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Patience Demotivational Poster


Patience -


TAGS: patience toilet roll quicker
Rating: 4.95/5

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mizzdizz - October 28, 2015, 1:38 am
I never made that connection before!hahahaha! Very true! 5 LOL lions!
JesusWept - October 27, 2015, 3:16 pm
Indeed haha! L L L L L


EXIT STRATEGY - Patience! Patience! Patience!


TAGS: exit strategy patience lock door
Rating: 3.45/5

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tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:40 pm
...quit bein a pansy and give it a good hard yank. Those screws won't hold against a hard pull or a solid boot.
pzykosiz - October 24, 2010, 6:27 pm
in case of fire, use the window instead
rerun - October 22, 2010, 8:29 pm

In case of fire.....
Neener - October 22, 2010, 7:05 pm
I was trying to think of a MJ Fox poster for this lock.


PATIENCE - Just a slow way to get pissed-off


TAGS: patience pissed off
Rating: 4.03/5

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R.S.Jake - February 3, 2010, 12:36 pm
Ha! Too true!


PATIENCE - "A jug fills drop by drop." -Buddha




ANIMALS ALSO GET PISSED OFF -


TAGS: serenity patience nature rw emerson
Rating: 4.73/5

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gas - October 23, 2012, 8:32 pm
thankyous
GaryO - October 23, 2012, 2:36 pm
I agree with Rick…great composition, coupled with the verbiage.
Rick69 - October 23, 2012, 2:01 pm
Nice one... I'm liking the picture moulding in with the poster...


PATIENCE -


TAGS: philosophy patience spiders virtue
Rating: 4.58/5

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spacedog - May 5, 2011, 5:46 pm
Nice.


THE WAIT OF SHAME -


TAGS: bear shame patience beeches playing
Rating: 5/5

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5150monkeylove - July 9, 2013, 10:12 pm
LOL, nope.
falloutghoul - July 9, 2013, 9:03 am
...Cubby?


IT ALWAYS RUNS OUT -


TAGS: patience calendar rewards
Rating: 4.67/5

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mariand - June 16, 2012, 10:25 am
lol... and usualy, takes so little.


ALCOHOL - Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.


TAGS: alcohol patience stupidity life bar
Rating: 3.97/5

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Cubbybear - December 29, 2010, 10:54 pm
Long Live The King!
Hawamleh - December 29, 2010, 10:40 pm
A ***k s****** party. I lol'd
AdmiralAckbar - December 29, 2010, 9:48 pm
that did not take long
rerun - December 29, 2010, 9:36 pm

take a number, the blade is getting a lot of use
5150monkeylove - December 29, 2010, 9:33 pm
What? Leaving? How could you? Who else will give us so many exceptionally bad posters in one day? I think I will have to start cutting myself again.
Sean - December 29, 2010, 9:17 pm
"...but please keep the ***k s****** party rolling"!?! You ignorant little twit. One thing we do not put up with and never have, here at Motifake land, is mixed me***hors. So don't let the door hit you on your way outta town!
rerun - December 29, 2010, 9:00 pm

@TTH, I think we know what he is made of. I however am far o polite to say it aloud.
TheTrashHeap - December 29, 2010, 8:47 pm
Sunny this is normal for most sites. Take it well and you will earn respect. Take it like this and you become just another ex-contributor who took it all too seriously. Roll with it Sunny! And show us what you're made of!
SunnyDay - December 29, 2010, 8:36 pm
well, thanks for the ride, that was fun. I'm done here, too much hate and life is too short. but please keep the ***k s****** party rolling
Hawamleh - December 29, 2010, 7:04 pm
forever alone
ICEMAN - December 29, 2010, 6:06 pm
It's much more fun to ignore you completely. Starting................ now.
Hawamleh - December 29, 2010, 4:29 pm
come on everyone shout at me, it's fun
Airman - December 29, 2010, 2:12 pm
ah, remnants of the Motifake I grew up with. wipes a tear
ICEMAN - December 29, 2010, 12:30 am
That doesn't mean you can't do it for old times sake.
Claire - December 29, 2010, 12:30 am
It's my job now.
agdaniele - December 29, 2010, 12:25 am
It's no longer my job to shout at you, my friend. Hope you're enjoying it!
Hawamleh - December 29, 2010, 12:02 am
that was to aggy
Hawamleh - December 29, 2010, 12:02 am
long time no get shouted at by you :D
Claire - December 28, 2010, 11:42 pm
Ag- Challenge accepted. Monkey- Quantity over quality these days. It's called laissez-faire economics.
AdmiralAckbar - December 28, 2010, 11:13 pm
that comment was like handing Lindsay a bag of coke. You just have to sit back and wait for it.
5150monkeylove - December 28, 2010, 11:07 pm
The King? I guess if you do stack crap, eventually you will have a castle.
agdaniele - December 28, 2010, 11:03 pm
Careful, Claire... that's the NEW King of Motifake we're bagging on. The King!
Claire - December 28, 2010, 10:59 pm
Ahahaha. 5l for the comments 1L for the poster. I'll give you something to b**** about. :)
5150monkeylove - December 28, 2010, 10:39 pm
Ok, I will break my ban on voting for you. It would have been a 3-4L, but 1L for the tears
agdaniele - December 28, 2010, 10:36 pm
SInce I'm not drinking, I don't have infinite patience for your posters... aka: stupidity. 1L for being a crybaby. Grow up.
Hawamleh - December 28, 2010, 9:14 pm
I think I might have been that a**hole. Problem, Sunny?
rerun - December 28, 2010, 8:52 pm

you are aware I am sure that you just opened yourself up to a ton of 1L votes on all of your posters and abuse in general. It is never a good idea to vocalize your dismay over votes.
SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 8:32 pm
to the SOB who voted a 4L on my one and only perfect score so far : whoever you are, your grandmother is s****** ***ks in hell !!!
SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 5:29 pm
sorry, sunny is too drunk to read the comments, but he thanks you for joining the 5L party
Reality Lord - December 28, 2010, 5:05 pm

yup...this is alright sunny!
Donkasaurus - December 28, 2010, 5:40 am
I must be really drunk because my patience has told me to give you 5L!
Derek - December 28, 2010, 3:20 am
By putting one in the same frame of mind.


PATIENCE -


TAGS: patience douche asshat drivethrough burger
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - October 3, 2013, 9:42 pm
and you really need to go to the bathroom. very badly.
JesusWept - June 11, 2013, 9:54 am
And when they finally got their order and are about to leave, they run out of fuel.
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 11:13 am

And they are non-English-speaking. They also become distracted by the sound of my head b***** against the steering wheel of my truck.


PERSONAL PHOTO BUT NOT EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: patience days fishing fails wins
Rating: 4.87/5

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lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 10:14 pm

Fishing all day is a BAD thing? Sigh...
GaryO - March 13, 2012, 8:29 am
nice vice...very nice


PATIENCE -


TAGS: patience is rewarded
Rating: 4.63/5

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jevita - July 23, 2010, 12:43 pm
cuuuteee!


PATIENCE -


TAGS: patience waiting calendar
Rating: 4.58/5

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mariand - June 16, 2012, 11:33 am
hahaha, I know what you mean


BE PATIENT WITH IDIOTS - It is not easy to comprehend That one does not comprehend


TAGS: idiots patience
Rating: 4.22/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 4:28 pm
I'm sorry, I tried being patient with idiots, I've tried, really I have. And it only ends with me shouting, and the wife saying, "Stop yelling at them; stop pelting them with rocks; they're only humans!" Then I start wishing I never came to this planet.
TheSanityInspector - May 31, 2012, 7:47 pm
Ha!
EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 3:56 pm
Maybe he's clever, and desiring solitude, put those signs there.
rerun - May 8, 2012, 7:16 pm

pretty deep thought, accurate as hell


DEADLINE -


TAGS: death date play patience deadline
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 28, 2013, 4:38 pm
I'm almost to the 'other side,' DON'T DENY ME THAT! . . . . . I apologize. . . . I have issues. :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 28, 2013, 4:36 pm
The way thi5 insane world is? It'll still be a day too late. I tell my wife if I'm working on the car and it falls on me, don't call 911; get the revolver and finish me off. Why call paramedics? Keep me on life support indefinitely? No thanks.


WAITING FOR HER TO SAY YES -


TAGS: camping creepy dating occupy patience
Rating: 4.68/5

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Reality Lord - January 12, 2012, 5:43 pm

n1


MOTIFAKE 101 -


TAGS: new guy calendar patience
Rating: 4.59/5

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holymoly - February 6, 2012, 6:06 pm
sweet.. my first avitar shout. thanks greeny... I was wondering if I would show up to class today
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 9:51 pm
gee that's a good one daddy. If we behave can we have w55d and h55kers too ? :)
Sho - February 5, 2012, 5:27 pm
XD


HURRY UP AND WAIT -




Every 9 Seconds -


TAGS: patience dating google b**** slap
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - August 12, 2014, 8:37 pm
Yep.


THE COWARD OF THE COUNTY -




WHEN YOUR HEART IS WEAK -




PATIENCE - Is not a virtue on the Motifake's approval queue.




PATIENCE -


TAGS: patience
Rating: 2.6/5

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THE ZEN OF PATIENCE -


TAGS: patience zen pug patience patience
Rating: 4.27/5

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autumnspirit - February 17, 2011, 6:21 am
Haha! Ditto!


PATIENCE -




Patience -




accomodating -




PREMONITION -




STEVE & PENGEN ROAD TRIP -


TAGS: fortitude patience tolerance and love
Rating: 4.69/5

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steve1961 - January 11, 2013, 12:34 pm
5L...now to throw the car into Reverse...
ughomer - January 11, 2013, 12:07 pm
5L, 5L, 5L, 5L, .....
Sho - January 11, 2013, 11:26 am
Almo5t chocked on my sandwich
Zetmonk - January 11, 2013, 9:32 am
Luckily mine is ending, I'll clean my desk tomorrow after it dried.
GaryO - January 11, 2013, 8:54 am
Snorting coffee is not the best way to start yer day....but 5L


Patience -




NATHANIEL HAWTHORNE -


TAGS: b***erfly patience
Rating: 4.54/5

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screamin361 - February 20, 2013, 4:45 pm
I would love to alight upon her... Just saying...
falloutghoul - February 20, 2013, 8:26 am
Nom!
Sho - February 20, 2013, 12:49 am
On it :)
Reality Lord - February 20, 2013, 12:10 am

LOLZ....em...can i ask ...you know...shivers....love this.


TEACHING NEWBIES -


TAGS: patience teaching learning
Rating: 4.43/5

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Bartimaeus - August 18, 2010, 1:05 pm
Truer words were never put in poster form. 5/5
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 12:59 pm
5L, very amsome!
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 12:10 am
LMAO, you a**!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 11:40 pm
semi circle jerk of what?..... You're weird Aggy....
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:35 pm
The semi-circle of life! 5L


THE ULTIMATE REVENGE -


TAGS: revenge day patience is the best revenge
Rating: 4.4/5

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Faceplant31 - April 9, 2010, 10:17 am
Good one ice! 5 h** chicks!


Rewards of Patience -


TAGS: patience is worth the wait
Rating: 4.22/5

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GaryO - May 4, 2014, 9:17 pm
Classy OK ‘a.s.s.s.y’ not OK….man I gotta figger out this censor
GaryO - May 4, 2014, 9:14 pm
WILFs?…maybe not classsy….but prolly some ready a**sy.
Greeny - May 4, 2014, 5:48 pm
Not much to understand Mao, just pairing a shadowy picture with otherwise straight forward words. I thought about taking the 'funerals are a great place to pick up chicks' approach, but where's the class in that?
maoworks2 - May 4, 2014, 5:34 pm
I Don't Understand ?
GaryO - May 4, 2014, 4:11 pm
"O death where is thy sting"
lgvernon - May 4, 2014, 3:02 pm

Or: 'Good things come to those who also sit and wait." 5L


NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED -




PATIENCE -




ENGLISH 101 -


TAGS: i almost saved this for january 19th but i have no patience
Rating: 3.13/5

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phydeaux - December 30, 2009, 6:30 pm
Ah, bless the world for English Majors....well done. 5L sir


WHERE ARE MY BOOTS ITS GETTING MIGHTY DEEP -


TAGS: creativity thoughtfulness imagination patience missing
Rating: 2.86/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:25 pm
Dich**omy: If you hover the mouse on its left arm it looks like it's giving you the finger. If you hover the mouse over the left leg it looks like it is standing on a condom. Decisions, decisions...


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Talking to a beautiful blond. -




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