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Patience Demotivational Poster


EXIT STRATEGY - Patience! Patience! Patience!


TAGS: exit strategy patience lock door
Rating: 3.45/5

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tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:40 pm, #247925
...quit bein a pansy and give it a good hard yank. Those screws won't hold against a hard pull or a solid boot.
pzykosiz - October 24, 2010, 6:27 pm, #199632
in case of fire, use the window instead
rerun - October 22, 2010, 8:29 pm, #199447

In case of fire.....
Neener - October 22, 2010, 7:05 pm, #199429
I was trying to think of a MJ Fox poster for this lock.


PATIENCE - Just a slow way to get pissed-off


TAGS: patience pissed off
Rating: 4.03/5

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R.S.Jake - February 3, 2010, 12:36 pm, #155935
Ha! Too true!


PATIENCE - "A jug fills drop by drop." -Buddha




ANIMALS ALSO GET PISSED OFF -


TAGS: serenity patience nature rw emerson
Rating: 4.71/5

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gas - October 23, 2012, 8:32 pm, #240126
thankyous
GaryO - October 23, 2012, 2:36 pm, #240121
I agree with Rick…great composition, coupled with the verbiage.
Rick69 - October 23, 2012, 2:01 pm, #240119
Nice one... I'm liking the picture moulding in with the poster...


PATIENCE -


TAGS: philosophy patience spiders virtue
Rating: 4.58/5

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spacedog - May 5, 2011, 5:46 pm, #218136
Nice.


THE WAIT OF SHAME -


TAGS: bear shame patience beeches playing
Rating: 5/5

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5150monkeylove - July 9, 2013, 10:12 pm, #247567
LOL, nope.
falloutghoul - July 9, 2013, 9:03 am, #247532
...Cubby?


IT ALWAYS RUNS OUT -


TAGS: patience calendar rewards
Rating: 4.67/5

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mariand - June 16, 2012, 10:25 am, #236305
lol... and usualy, takes so little.


ALCOHOL - Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.


TAGS: alcohol patience stupidity life bar
Rating: 3.97/5

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Cubbybear - December 29, 2010, 10:54 pm, #208643
Long Live The King!
Hawamleh - December 29, 2010, 10:40 pm, #208640
A ***k s****** party. I lol'd
AdmiralAckbar - December 29, 2010, 9:48 pm, #208625
that did not take long
rerun - December 29, 2010, 9:36 pm, #208624

take a number, the blade is getting a lot of use
5150monkeylove - December 29, 2010, 9:33 pm, #208623
What? Leaving? How could you? Who else will give us so many exceptionally bad posters in one day? I think I will have to start cutting myself again.
Sean - December 29, 2010, 9:17 pm, #208621
"...but please keep the ***k s****** party rolling"!?! You ignorant little twit. One thing we do not put up with and never have, here at Motifake land, is mixed me***hors. So don't let the door hit you on your way outta town!
rerun - December 29, 2010, 9:00 pm, #208620

@TTH, I think we know what he is made of. I however am far o polite to say it aloud.
TheTrashHeap - December 29, 2010, 8:47 pm, #208616
Sunny this is normal for most sites. Take it well and you will earn respect. Take it like this and you become just another ex-contributor who took it all too seriously. Roll with it Sunny! And show us what you're made of!
SunnyDay - December 29, 2010, 8:36 pm, #208614
well, thanks for the ride, that was fun. I'm done here, too much hate and life is too short. but please keep the ***k s****** party rolling
Hawamleh - December 29, 2010, 7:04 pm, #208602
forever alone
ICEMAN - December 29, 2010, 6:06 pm, #208597
It's much more fun to ignore you completely. Starting................ now.
Hawamleh - December 29, 2010, 4:29 pm, #208590
come on everyone shout at me, it's fun
Airman - December 29, 2010, 2:12 pm, #208581
ah, remnants of the Motifake I grew up with. wipes a tear
ICEMAN - December 29, 2010, 12:30 am, #208546
That doesn't mean you can't do it for old times sake.
Claire - December 29, 2010, 12:30 am, #208545
It's my job now.
agdaniele - December 29, 2010, 12:25 am, #208543
It's no longer my job to shout at you, my friend. Hope you're enjoying it!
Hawamleh - December 29, 2010, 12:02 am, #208542
that was to aggy
Hawamleh - December 29, 2010, 12:02 am, #208541
long time no get shouted at by you :D
Claire - December 28, 2010, 11:42 pm, #208537
Ag- Challenge accepted. Monkey- Quantity over quality these days. It's called laissez-faire economics.
AdmiralAckbar - December 28, 2010, 11:13 pm, #208535
that comment was like handing Lindsay a bag of coke. You just have to sit back and wait for it.
5150monkeylove - December 28, 2010, 11:07 pm, #208534
The King? I guess if you do stack crap, eventually you will have a castle.
agdaniele - December 28, 2010, 11:03 pm, #208533
Careful, Claire... that's the NEW King of Motifake we're bagging on. The King!
Claire - December 28, 2010, 10:59 pm, #208532
Ahahaha. 5l for the comments 1L for the poster. I'll give you something to b**** about. :)
5150monkeylove - December 28, 2010, 10:39 pm, #208530
Ok, I will break my ban on voting for you. It would have been a 3-4L, but 1L for the tears
agdaniele - December 28, 2010, 10:36 pm, #208529
SInce I'm not drinking, I don't have infinite patience for your posters... aka: stupidity. 1L for being a crybaby. Grow up.
Hawamleh - December 28, 2010, 9:14 pm, #208524
I think I might have been that a**hole. Problem, Sunny?
rerun - December 28, 2010, 8:52 pm, #208523

you are aware I am sure that you just opened yourself up to a ton of 1L votes on all of your posters and abuse in general. It is never a good idea to vocalize your dismay over votes.
SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 8:32 pm, #208522
to the SOB who voted a 4L on my one and only perfect score so far : whoever you are, your grandmother is s****** ***ks in hell !!!
SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 5:29 pm, #208503
sorry, sunny is too drunk to read the comments, but he thanks you for joining the 5L party
Reality Lord - December 28, 2010, 5:05 pm, #208499

yup...this is alright sunny!
Donkasaurus - December 28, 2010, 5:40 am, #208464
I must be really drunk because my patience has told me to give you 5L!
Derek - December 28, 2010, 3:20 am, #208461
By putting one in the same frame of mind.


PATIENCE -


TAGS: patience douche asshat drivethrough burger
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - October 3, 2013, 9:42 pm, #250216
and you really need to go to the bathroom. very badly.
JesusWept - June 11, 2013, 9:54 am, #246557
And when they finally got their order and are about to leave, they run out of fuel.
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 11:13 am, #246519

And they are non-English-speaking. They also become distracted by the sound of my head b***** against the steering wheel of my truck.


PERSONAL PHOTO BUT NOT EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: patience days fishing fails wins
Rating: 4.87/5

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lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 10:14 pm, #231253

Fishing all day is a BAD thing? Sigh...
GaryO - March 13, 2012, 8:29 am, #231207
nice vice...very nice


PATIENCE -


TAGS: patience is rewarded
Rating: 4.63/5

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jevita - July 23, 2010, 12:43 pm, #186032
cuuuteee!


PATIENCE -


TAGS: patience waiting calendar
Rating: 4.58/5

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mariand - June 16, 2012, 11:33 am, #236310
hahaha, I know what you mean


BE PATIENT WITH IDIOTS - It is not easy to comprehend That one does not comprehend


TAGS: idiots patience
Rating: 4.22/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 4:28 pm, #238970
I'm sorry, I tried being patient with idiots, I've tried, really I have. And it only ends with me shouting, and the wife saying, "Stop yelling at them; stop pelting them with rocks; they're only humans!" Then I start wishing I never came to this planet.
TheSanityInspector - May 31, 2012, 7:47 pm, #235534
Ha!
EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 3:56 pm, #235518
Maybe he's clever, and desiring solitude, put those signs there.
rerun - May 8, 2012, 7:16 pm, #234383

pretty deep thought, accurate as hell


WAITING FOR HER TO SAY YES -


TAGS: camping creepy dating occupy patience
Rating: 4.68/5

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Reality Lord - January 12, 2012, 5:43 pm, #227521

n1


MOTIFAKE 101 -


TAGS: new guy calendar patience
Rating: 4.59/5

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holymoly - February 6, 2012, 6:06 pm, #229028
sweet.. my first avitar shout. thanks greeny... I was wondering if I would show up to class today
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 9:51 pm, #228986
gee that's a good one daddy. If we behave can we have w55d and h55kers too ? :)
Sho - February 5, 2012, 5:27 pm, #228950
XD


DEADLINE -


TAGS: death date play patience deadline
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 28, 2013, 4:38 pm, #250675
I'm almost to the 'other side,' DON'T DENY ME THAT! . . . . . I apologize. . . . I have issues. :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 28, 2013, 4:36 pm, #250674
The way thi5 insane world is? It'll still be a day too late. I tell my wife if I'm working on the car and it falls on me, don't call 911; get the revolver and finish me off. Why call paramedics? Keep me on life support indefinitely? No thanks.


HURRY UP AND WAIT -




THE COWARD OF THE COUNTY -




WHEN YOUR HEART IS WEAK -




PATIENCE - Is not a virtue on the Motifake's approval queue.




PATIENCE -


TAGS: patience
Rating: 2.6/5

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THE ZEN OF PATIENCE -


TAGS: patience zen pug patience patience
Rating: 4.27/5

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autumnspirit - February 17, 2011, 6:21 am, #212559
Haha! Ditto!


PATIENCE -




Patience -




accomodating -




Every 9 Seconds -


TAGS: patience dating google b**** slap
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - August 12, 2014, 8:37 pm, #256178
Yep.


PREMONITION -




STEVE & PENGEN ROAD TRIP -


TAGS: fortitude patience tolerance and love
Rating: 4.69/5

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steve1961 - January 11, 2013, 12:34 pm, #242385
5L...now to throw the car into Reverse...
ughomer - January 11, 2013, 12:07 pm, #242384
5L, 5L, 5L, 5L, .....
Sho - January 11, 2013, 11:26 am, #242383
Almo5t chocked on my sandwich
Zetmonk - January 11, 2013, 9:32 am, #242381
Luckily mine is ending, I'll clean my desk tomorrow after it dried.
GaryO - January 11, 2013, 8:54 am, #242373
Snorting coffee is not the best way to start yer day....but 5L


Patience -




NATHANIEL HAWTHORNE -


TAGS: b***erfly patience
Rating: 4.54/5

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screamin361 - February 20, 2013, 4:45 pm, #243651
I would love to alight upon her... Just saying...
falloutghoul - February 20, 2013, 8:26 am, #243630
Nom!
Sho - February 20, 2013, 12:49 am, #243623
On it :)
Reality Lord - February 20, 2013, 12:10 am, #243621

LOLZ....em...can i ask ...you know...shivers....love this.


TEACHING NEWBIES -


TAGS: patience teaching learning
Rating: 4.43/5

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Bartimaeus - August 18, 2010, 1:05 pm, #189891
Truer words were never put in poster form. 5/5
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 12:59 pm, #188813
5L, very amsome!
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 12:10 am, #188743
LMAO, you a**!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 11:40 pm, #188728
semi circle jerk of what?..... You're weird Aggy....
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:35 pm, #188726
The semi-circle of life! 5L


THE ULTIMATE REVENGE -


TAGS: revenge day patience is the best revenge
Rating: 4.4/5

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Faceplant31 - April 9, 2010, 10:17 am, #170383
Good one ice! 5 h** chicks!


Rewards of Patience -


TAGS: patience is worth the wait
Rating: 4.22/5

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GaryO - May 4, 2014, 9:17 pm, #254649
Classy OK ‘a.s.s.s.y’ not OK….man I gotta figger out this censor
GaryO - May 4, 2014, 9:14 pm, #254648
WILFs?…maybe not classsy….but prolly some ready a**sy.
Greeny - May 4, 2014, 5:48 pm, #254647
Not much to understand Mao, just pairing a shadowy picture with otherwise straight forward words. I thought about taking the 'funerals are a great place to pick up chicks' approach, but where's the class in that?
maoworks2 - May 4, 2014, 5:34 pm, #254646
I Don't Understand ?
GaryO - May 4, 2014, 4:11 pm, #254643
"O death where is thy sting"
lgvernon - May 4, 2014, 3:02 pm, #254642

Or: 'Good things come to those who also sit and wait." 5L


NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED -




PATIENCE -




ENGLISH 101 -


TAGS: i almost saved this for january 19th but i have no patience
Rating: 3.13/5

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phydeaux - December 30, 2009, 6:30 pm, #149050
Ah, bless the world for English Majors....well done. 5L sir


WHERE ARE MY BOOTS ITS GETTING MIGHTY DEEP -


TAGS: creativity thoughtfulness imagination patience missing
Rating: 2.86/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:25 pm, #227495
Dich**omy: If you hover the mouse on its left arm it looks like it's giving you the finger. If you hover the mouse over the left leg it looks like it is standing on a condom. Decisions, decisions...


WHEN I WAS YOUNG -




Talking to a beautiful blond. -




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